Tired Silly Nicole

This week is dead week. For those of you who have forgotten or have not been to college yet, this is the week where teachers are not allowed to give you tests (although some still do, how rude) because you are supposed to be studying for your finals, which are..eeeeek next week! This is the week many college kids turn into zombies. The library stays open later, and we tend to pull all nighters cramming  The lack of sleep is very apparent.

I have been known, on occasion, to stay up super super late. Lack of sleep really brings out the best in me. I can get pretty strange when I haven't slept in a long time. Really weird. Here are some examples.

1. Once, I stayed up for 48 hours straight and chugged a 2 gallon jug of Sunny D. Then I fell asleep on the couch clutching said bottle.

2. One time my friend woke me up at 5 am, and I punched her.

3. I once told a very cute guy that my day would dramatically improve if he would kindly go to hell. I then simply walked away. I have no idea who he is.

4. Once, I told my room mates boyfriend that I was in a really dark place because I had just been abducted by aliens. That was a good night.

5. I once fell asleep on a friends couch, and woke up 2 hours later with his room mate sleeping next to me. I then fell off the couch and cried because I didn't know where I was.

6. I also fell asleep on a friend couch while watching a movie and when he woke me up and told me to go to my bed, I got really mad at him because I though I was in my bed.

7. The other night I sang the three little pigs to someone. Not just told them the story. Sang it to them. I also tried to convince them that I was holding the big bad wolf hostage in my closet.

8. I recently told someone that they were fun to snuggle with and I was fun to snuggle with and that that was a really nice thing to tell someone. I also told them that you need to quote 'be happy. I'm gonna buy a flower and he will be so happy. But, watch out for bees. They hurt.' end quote.

9. Once, I fell asleep kneeling on the floor with my head on the couch. As an adult.

10. I once dropped a roll of tape on the floor and watched it roll and spin around. I thought it was the  funniest thing ever. It wasn't.

If you didn't read the beginning of this post, you would probably think that I get drunk a lot. Not the case my friends. I just never sleep.

I should probably be studying right now. Fetch.